Saturday
Oct022010
Soft
Saturday, October 2, 2010 ----Flimsy and floppy. Squishy and squashy. Cushy. Mushy. Soft. Not quite the prerequisite of the National Basketball Association, yet, evidently, it looms over the league.
Saturday, October 2, 2010 Tuesday
Aug312010
Albert Shamesworth
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 ----It is a feeling of remorse. A natural inclination. A censor of stupidity. It is...shame. And Albert Haynesworth is absent of it.
Friday
Jul302010
Super Bowl, Schmuper Bowl
Friday, July 30, 2010 ----The New York Jets? Super Bowl XLV? Huh? Well, as perplexing as that sentiment may be, such drivel continues to circulate.
Thursday
Jul222010
Waste of words
Thursday, July 22, 2010 ----I just ate a sandwich. Corned beef on rye. Does anybody care? No. Should anybody care? No. Brad Childress just took a trip. Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Does anybody care? Yes. Should anybody care? No.
Friday
Jul162010
Feeble minds
Friday, July 16, 2010 ----Envy is mischievous. It can rip out your insides and splatter them upon a canvas. It’s a relentless demon that resides inside of you. Its survival is fed by insecurities. Its freedom, granted by selfishness. Many obtain it, but only the few, only the weak, prompt for its escape.
Tuesday
Jul062010
Source: Nobody knows
Tuesday, July 6, 2010 ----According to a league source, LeBron James tied his shoes this morning. An undisclosed source revealed that he used the Bunny Ears method rather than the Loop, Swoop and Pull. Sources say he double knotted them.
Thursday
Jun252009
What did you watch: NBA or MJ?
Thursday, June 25, 2009 ----Like music to my ears: With the first pick in the 2009 NBA Draft...Love it. Feel it. The sensation that indicates a new wave of youth and talent and optimism is entering the league.
Tuesday
Jun162009
Dear ESPN, you’re ruining sports
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 ----Plaxico Burress’ hearing is delayed. Donte’ Stallworth is sentenced to jail time. Ryan Leaf (Ryan Leaf?) is eluding the police. courtTV, right? Uh-uh. It’s the present day ESPN.
Friday
Jun122009
Fisher Admin bails out Kobe Corp
Friday, June 12, 2009 ----I felt it. Dwight Howard felt it (you could see it on his face). And I assume everyone else in Amway Arena felt it. Did you? That overwhelming feeling of emotion conquering your body: all arising from the little 7-year-old girl.
Monday
Jun082009
Magical comeback?
Monday, June 8, 2009 ----The series is over, right? The 2009 NBA season has untheatrically ended as the Lakers have taken a commanding 2-0 lead, right?
Saturday
Jun062009
Shaq is the ass taster
Saturday, June 6, 2009 ----As the old superman looks for his cape, the new one is flying the skies, preparing for game two of the NBA Finals. Whereas Dwight Howard should be studying film with the “Master of Panic,” Shaquille O’Neal should be rescinding all of his ridiculous comments.
Thursday
May212009
The King of what?
Thursday, May 21, 2009 ----In the dictionary, a King is defined as a male monarch whose hereditary position prompts chief authority over a country and people. In sports, a King is defined as an athlete who is unarguably the best.
